Thanks to Ariana Grande, I now believe God is a woman

Hey, I've become a believer. In God. Who is a woman.

The lyrics explain this profound theology:

You, you love it how I move you
You love it how I touch you
My one, when all is said and done
You'll believe God is a woman
And I, I feel it after midnight
A feeling that you can't fight
My one, it lingers when we're done
You'll believe God is a woman

I don't wanna waste no time, yeah
You ain't got a one-track mind, yeah
Have it any way you like, yeah
And I can tell that you know I know how I want it
Ain't nobody else can relate
Boy, I like that you ain't afraid
Baby, lay me down and let's pray
I'm tellin' you the way I like it, how I want it

(Yeah)
And I can be all the things you told me not to be
(Yeah)
When you try to come for me, I keep on flourishing
(Yeah)
And he see the universe when I'm in company
It's all in me

You, you love it how I move you
You love it how I touch you
My one, when all is said and done
You'll believe God is a woman
And I, I feel it after midnight
A feeling that you can't fight
My one, it lingers when we're done
You'll believe God is a woman

I'll tell you all the things you should know
So, baby, take my hand, save your soul
We can make it last, take it slow, hmm
And I can tell that you know I know how I want it, yeah
But you different from the rest
And boy, if you confess, you might get blessed
See if you deserve what comes next
I'm tellin' you the way I like it, how I want it

(Yeah)
And I can be all the things you tell me not to be
(Yeah)
When you try to come for me, I keep on flourishing
(Yeah)
And he see the universe when I'm in company
It's all in me

You, you love it how I move you
You love it how I touch you
My one, when all is said and done
You'll believe God is a woman
And I, I feel it after midnight
A feeling that you can't fight
My one, it lingers when we're done
You'll believe God is a woman, yeah, yeah

(God is a woman)
Yeah, yeah
(God is a woman, yeah)
My one
(One)
When all is said and done
You'll believe God is a woman
You'll believe God
(God is a woman)
Oh, yeah
(God is a woman, yeah)
(One)
It lingers when we're done
You'll believe God is a woman


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8 Comments

  1. Jesse

    Put a turban on this chick and parade her around a stadium on a golf cart. I want that darshan.

  2. Arjuna

    @ Brian – thought you didn’t believe in God??????????????

  3. Arjuna, the Ariana Grande video convinced me that God is a good looking woman. The evidence is right there on You Tube.

  4. Arjuna

    @ Brian – I could agree more lol. This is hilarious- you do have a fun sense of humour too. Fantastic 😊

  5. 777


    At last , . . . You get it . . of Course She is
    Perhaps it made you so happy
    that you can
    place my 2 latest deleted posts
    Then Ariana will certainly forgive you
    777

  6. 777, your comment went in the spam folder, probably because you don’t make any sense. Stop lying about me deleting your comments. I check the spam folder when I have time. Be patient. And like I’ve noted before, you need to make sense in your comments, not just recite religious dogma, or your comments may indeed be deleted.

  7. 777


    We thank You so much <3
    It was specially for our Muslim Brothers
    and for our beautiful Muslim Sisters
    I sense you see the connection
    777
    -

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