Christian sex toys

Well, finally. Some Christianity that I can get behind. Or on top of. Whatever.

Christian sex toys. Though the offerings are fairly tame.

The NPR story says the “site steers clear of certain types of sexual activity that they believe are unholy.” Any guesses?

Well, at least Joy Wilson and her husband are making good use of Biblical passages from the Song of Solomon. Sexual theology appeals to my churchless soul.

[Update: Gosh, does God have a plan for me? Am I about to convert to Christianity? Could be. Just noticed a CNN story about a minister asking his married couples to have sex every day for a month.

All of a sudden Christian dogma is looking quite a bit more appealing.]


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4 Comments

  1. Nothing like a little guilt and shame to add to a good time. No matter what the ad says, I could definitely sin with their products. They are missing a sex swing, man those are fun. They could “swing a little closer to the lord”. Hypocrisy rocks, especially when it comes to sex toys.

  2. lol. This is a breakthrough, some of my Christian friends would prolly consider this news as heaven sent once I relay it to them!

  3. Rica

    I read the article, they really a great believer or a religious couple. But they still commit sin when having a new sex toys in their catalog. Right?

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