Oregon faith-healing baby-killing couple get six years in jail

Before I turned chuchless, I might have said "There is a God!" when I saw the Oregonian's front page headline: A 'justly earned' sentence -- A couple who stood by as their baby died get six years in a Followers of Christ case. How these Christian faith-healers maltreated their newborn got my blood boiling back in September when the case was being tried. So I liked reading in the Oregonian story about Judge Herndon's sentencing of the oh-so-guilty couple. The Hickmans received the mandatory minimum prison term under Measure 11 sentencing guidelines, even though defense attorneys argued that their clients qualified for little or…

Church midwife in Oregon believes in letting babies die

I'm glad I don't have high blood pressure, because some days reading the newspaper makes me feel like my head (or my heart?) is going to explode. Today's outrage is nicely encapsulated by the Portland Oregonian headline that caught my eye at the top of the Metro section: "Midwife calls death God's will." The death was that of David Hickman, who was born two months early and lived a unduly short life of nine hours because his parents were wacko Oregon City Christians who believe in faith healing. (I've written about previous child sacrifice deaths committed by Followers of Christ…

Rick Perry’s prayer rally reeks of fanaticism

Reading about Texas Governor Rick Perry's prayer rally, which likely is a kickoff to him becoming a Republican candidate for president of the United States, I wonder how his religious fanaticism would be viewed if he were a Muslim speaking of the need for people to embrace Allah and the Koran in order to return our nation to greatness. "Father, our heart breaks for America. We see discord at home. We see fear in the marketplace. We see anger in the halls of government, and as a nation we have forgotten who made us, who protects us, who blesses us,…

I like “The Thinking Atheist.” He reminds me of me.

Recently I came across The Thinking Atheist web site. It's slick and sophisticated looking, which distinguishes it from my Church of the Churchless minimalist blog design. But when I turned to the FAQ page and read the witty Q and A's of The Thinking Atheist, I realized that I was in the presence of a kindred non-soul. Namely, someone with a sense of humor who has had to deal with many of the same questions and issues that I have. This guy was a Christian of 30 years and a former Christian broadcaster. He says: I finally started "thinking" for…

Rapture did happen last week — spiritually, not physically

Well, I shouldn't have made fun of Harold Camping, Christian evangelical, after his prediction that the Rapture (basically, the second coming of Jesus) would happen a week ago, on May 21. It turns out that Camping was right about the Rapture. But it was an invisible judgment day, not physical. So says Harold Camping, a seemingly reliable source about all things Camping'ish. I have to believe him, in the same sense that I have to believe the Bible, because it says in the Bible "believe the Bible." Anyway, I'm not worried about the Rapture. I was baptized Catholic and had…

Thank God — the excessively religious 2011 Survivor is over

My wife and I barely survived watching Survivor: Redemption Island. There was so much irritating God-talk from Matt Elrod and his fellow Christians, we felt like we were going to overdose on religious absurdity. Our greatest fear was that some "Praise God, it's all His will!" contestant would win this reality show. Thankfully, pleasingly duplicitous (and seemingly non-religious) Boston Rob came through, finally becoming the Sole Survivor after four tries. Not surprisingly, the Christian Post loved Matt. The guy kept saying that God was keeping him going during his extended stay on Redemption Island, where he had to win duel…

A poetic debate about hell

Some influential Christians are starting to say "Perhaps there is no hell." Others hold firm to a belief in heaven's antithesis. Recently I got together with a friend, Patricia Herron. She's both philosophically and artistically minded. During our chat she gave me a copy of a poem, introduced with some prose, that she wrote. It's a dialogue between a believer and nonbeliever in hell. The nonbeliever gets to say the most, probably because Patricia, like me, doesn't put much stock in all of this hell talk. Have a read. And then, add a comment if you like. As Patricia says…

Yes, certainly hell is dead. Along with heaven.

When the new issue of TIME magazine arrived a few days ago, my wife noted the cover story blurb -- "What if there's no Hell?" -- and said, I can't understand how anybody can believe in hell. My reply to her: I can't understand how anybody can believe in Christianity, yet lots of people do. Well, actually I do understand, because I've also believed weird spiritual stuff that now seems untrue to me. So I was speaking from my current churchless perspective. For many years I entertained a belief that the only way back to God was to become a…

Somali pirates kill couple distributing Bibles

It's a tragedy when four Americans on a yacht are killed by Somali pirates. But when I heard about them being taken hostage, I thought, "Who would be crazy enough to sail by themselves into such a dangerous area, given all the other well-publicized hijackings in that part of the Indian Ocean?" Then I learned that one of the couples had been distributing Bibles around the world. My suspicion is that they felt they were under God's protection. Mistaken feeling, obviously. However, I've little doubt that countless Christians are now saying, "It was God's will that they were killed." I…

“Jesus Potter, Harry Christ” relates Hogwarts and Heaven

Who comes to mind when you think...? Magic father, human motherMiraculous birth, foretold by prophecyThreatened by an evil ruler, had to go into hiding as a babyPower over animals, time, and matterSymbolized by a lion, enemy symbolized by a snakeDescended into the underworldBroke seven magical sealsWent willingly to his deathSuffered and died (or appeared to die) willingly, was mournedCame back to lifeDefeated his enemy in a glorious final battle I'm no Biblical scholar. And I've never read the Harry Potter series. But I believe Derek Murphy when he says, early on in his book "Jesus Potter, Harry Christ," that there…

“Story of Suzie” shows absurdity of Jesus

Thanks to one of my favorite blasphemous blogs, Pharyngula, I got to watch the new version of the Story of Suzie. I found it especially enjoyable because Christians are upset that the video depicts them as delusional. Well, to me Suzie accurately reflects the craziness of Christianity. Have a look and see if you agree.

Christian governor of Alabama practices non-brotherly love

I sure am glad that I don't live in Alabama. It'd drive me crazier than I already am if I had to listen regularly to the fundamentalist crap spouted by recently elected Governor Robert Bentley. "Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're not my brother and you're not my sister, and I want to be your brother." Hmmmm. So non-Christians in Alabama aren't going to be fully represented or respected  by the governor of their state? Here's a great argument for keeping religion out of politics -- the bigotry practiced by…

Why I don’t like to say “Merry Christmas”

It's Christmas Eve, 2010. This is the day when exclamations of "Merry Christmas!" become even more common than before December 24. But I haven't uttered those words once, even though my wife and I were out and about in several stores earlier today. My preference is to reply "Same to you" when someone says "Merry Christmas" to me. Understand: I'm not a Christmas grinch. I enjoy the holiday season. Occasionally I even will pop out with a Merry Christmas myself. I just have a good reason for saying those words as infrequently as possible. Christ. I don't believe in him.…

A missionary’s deconversion by a “primitive” tribe

One of the most annoying aspects of Christianity is how this religion feels a necessity to try to convert people. Not every religion does. For example, by and large Judaism and Hinduism are content to let their faith speak for itself. So it's enjoyable when the tables are turned and a missionary finds himself deconverted by those who he sought to turn into Christians. Yesterday I learned about a You Tube video, "Christian missionary deconverted by tribe." (Thanks for the email, Clare.) Around the seven minute mark, Daniel Everett speaks of how his evangelizing to a South American tribe ended…

Why politics and fundamentalist Christianity shouldn’t mix

Here's a great example of why personal religious beliefs should be kept out of public policy debates: Illinois Congressman John Shimkus citing Genesis in support of his contention that global warming is nothing to worry about.   He's standing by his remarks, made in 2009, that everything will be fine because God promised He wouldn't destroy the Earth after Noah's flood. The Illinois Republican running for the powerful perch atop the House Energy and Commerce Committee told POLITICO on Wednesday that his understanding of the Bible reaffirms his belief that government shouldn't be in the business of trying to address…

Ooh, Easter eve! Time for a blasphemous un-sermon

Being both non-Christian and non-religious in general, I don't pay much attention to Easter. But since so many other people in the United States do, I feel drawn to play my part in this holiday/fantasy by dedicating a fresh blog post to the occasion -- drawing on some of my previous ponderings.My secular attitude toward Easter was summed up a few years ago by "Easter infringes on my religious freedom." It doesn't seem right that my normal Sunday life gets disrupted by a national shut down in honor of someone (Jesus) I couldn't care less about. My athletic club is…

Talking about religion is good, preaching is bad

A friend of mine has a great way of dealing with Jehovah's Witnesses who knock on his door, proselytizing pamphlets in hand. He tells them enthusiastically, "Great to see you! Come on in! I want to tell you about how wonderful my religion is. It'll just take a couple of hours."I don't think he's gotten any takers. It's funny how religious true believers are really eager to talk about the marvelousness of their own faith, yet usually shy away from learning about other points of view or philosophies of life.So I think Ross Douhat made some good points in his…