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Does God want me to be a senior citizen skateboarder?
There's got to be a deep meaning behind my strangely strong desire to become a skateboarder, longboarding style, at the age of 63. After all, don't the world's Western religions tell us that God/Allah is in control of our lives? And don't the world's Eastern religions tell us that Karma/Tao guides our decisions? Thus I have to assume that if I follow through on my lust for longboarding, I will have taken another step toward my salvation, enlightenment, god-realization, satori, and overall Major Dude'ness. (For some background on my divine mission, see here and here.) Now, so far I haven't…
