Here’s 12 satirical Christmas movie posters featuring the main RSSB guru, Gurinder Singh Dhillon, and the guru designate, Jasdeep Singh Gill. They’re really clever and expertly prepared by the person who sent them to me — who, not surprisingly, prefers to remain anonymous.
Humor is wonderful. Most of us tend to take ourselves too seriously, and we also tend to take our chosen form of religion and politics too seriously. These posters are a suggestion to lighten up a bit more.
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Narcissists admire another narcissist because they see a reflection of their own inflated self-image, confidence, and idealized traits in the other person.
It’s about time. It’s about space. It’s about two fake gurus taking my place.
” If I don’t get no satisfaction from the judge
I’m gonna take it to the FBI and voice my grudge
If they don’t give me no consolation
I’m gonna take it to the United Nations
I’m gonna see that you be back home in thirty days . “Chuck Berry
Please don’t speak for me. Someone like you speaking for me is like ruining my reputation. I love this. I was not Jaimal in my last life because I wouldn’t associate with any poor people living like that.
I would never be part of an organization that would have me as a member
Humour may be another way of distancing oneself from a cult – even if that cult is one of the established religions. It is said to help lighten situations, particularly where feelings of guilt remain after making bold decisions- decisions that take a lot of courage, such as when one leaves a suffocating organisation.
Another way is to step back into life’s realities, perhaps by recognising and experiencing the healing effects of a walk in the countryside or even a tree-lined town park. There is a relatively new science called environmental psychology, the study of the interrelationship between people and their natural surroundings.
It is obvious that we have lost contact not only with nature ‘out there’, but with our own nature. This leaves us feeling that something is missing, so we fill the void with all manner of searches for answers and meaning. Many things appear to fill that void, religion being just one of them.
Maybe it is our conditioned habit and reliance on our thinking processes that plague our minds with concepts of how we/things should be rather than embracing the obvious reality that we simply just are what we are in that moment. But sadly, being ourselves doesn’t feel like enough.
So the reality of the moment, the reality of being what/who we are, right now, is often lost through the constant desire and search for the next moment that our minds tell us will be better, more fulfilling – and so on and on and on.
Answering a question as to raise the children as satsangis, he answered … no definitely not!
And continued to say:
Give them a good example,
And
Let them grow !
He must have seen that in nature and families that live in and with nature.
Now have dome coffee, sit down and ponder what has been your fate
Had you happy,
Parents
Familie
Friends
Neighbors
Compatriots
Politicians
Priests ???
That could have been an example???
If not … how can you be??
If they all themselves had no clue of what life was all about and knew how to live a natural life in a natural way and a simple life in a simple way?
Have another sip and get a glimpse of how your head has been filled with information, information by so called experts, without having had the slightest time and possibility to verify for your self any truth??
How can you be happy with such a chaotic mind?
It is like the tottler mixing all colors so that in the end everything is black .. the tottler also … hahaha
Drink more coffee, forget what I wrote and have a walk and smile
Sat sang …means on the company of the truth
Not … hearing about it from others, so called experts … but …living with one.
Those who handle tar get easily stained
That is not only for tar but everything else.
Crafts are learned and mastered that way .. living is also a craft.
May be it started with a happy pregnant mother
Set yourself free …from others = visiting a book repair department in a .monastery … a monk turned to me and said … you cannot go on learning your whole life ….I did not grasp what he said at that time … haha
These are hilarious. They’re like MAD magazine used to be . I wish that the true believers and followers of rssb would test themselves and their sense of humor to see if they think these are hilarious also. They speak volumes of Truth. It’s satsang in pictures. I want the artist to do my album cover. And if I get appointed rsst Guru as I was told then I want the artist to do my appearance posters. Gurinder is supposed to be in Texas for the month of November. There’s a heads up. ( I finally heard from him again yesterday after all these years ). He used texting , not just sound waves. I want to be known as the Frank Zappa of American gurus. Then maybe Eric Johnson will realize that I finally learned how to play guitar too
Sometime in November but probably not for the whole month Babaji will be in Texas ( Alone!). I heard it from the horse’s mouth or at least from his big hoofs. ” It’s the squeaky wheel that gets the grease. ” American proverb
https://youtu.be/nSrBC2mClyw?is=UYseVzJfo2TfqEQo
“What’s most revealing is how easily people join in ridicule, even when they don’t consciously approve of it. Neuroscience offers a clue: laughter is contagious. Mirror neurons respond to the laughter of others, compelling people to join in regardless of personal belief. This means that group ridicule can spread without deliberate intention. A single comment, meme, or video clip can ignite a cascade of collective amusement that quickly turns cruel.”
https://profrjstarr.com/essays/the-psychology-of-ridicule-the-social-logic-of-public-cruelty
Google your heart out and find out why you have no sense of humor. Get Grok or Gemini or something with a hard surface to tell you why you are such a spoiled party pooper and you like to rain on people’s parade. You’re the type that could f*** up a wet dream. . You’re constantly blaming everyone on here. True I ignore 9 out of 10 of your baseless ,immature , scatterbrain synopsis of life. You’re constantly laying blame and criticism in a place you don’t even belong. I would be shocked if you ever had inner experiences. You have no inner calm either as you are constantly reacting reacting reacting . I don’t believe you. I have a grudge to keep your narcissism away. I don’t think you’re just trying to copy gurus. I think you are really a narcissist now. It took a while
The best thing can do about a narcissist is ignore them no matter what the cost. I’m just letting other people know what you are so it might help them to do the same. Folks he’ll never see what he is. He’s like the invisible man when he looks in the mirror. I would be shocked if someone with no empathy had inner experiences. Once I start doling them out I’ll make sure they don’t. Signed, the Realm Keeper
ouch… yawn…
Once I am official we are going to do away with secrecy and pompous bodyguards and indoctrination of children. We won’t have to pay exorbitant fees just to land a helicopter. That money will go to feed the hordes of homeless that will be created in America by world war III. As soon as the US troops are out of Iraq the games will begin. Martial law. No elections. My guards will be on the outer perimeter checking IDs making sure certain people don’t get in much less get close.
Yeah it was probably my line about Gurinder ignoring his duty that got him away from his million dollar bash long enough to text me again. You can make fun of him but just don’t make fun of his ” duty” ! 😂 . Workaholics don’t retire so there was another reason behind all that. Workaholics don’t know how to relax and they have the hardest time meditating. It’s actually easier for a drug addict to meditate than I workaholic but I don’t recommend either. The spelling of drug is all too close to grudge for comfort. Just add an e if you’re on a Scrabble board. That’s what the internet has become , a Scrabble board and an 8 ball. You won’t need those once I start making appearances again. I’ll tell your future for you like Ganesh on steroids.
Magic 8 Ball
This is Anon. I think this is hilarious and I love them all. My personal favourite is Lie Hard. Whoever did this is a pure comedy genius.
Try not to show your joy too much or the boogeyman will rain on you while you’re sleeping . ( Be sure to check under your bed ) And Anon something I’ve been meaning to ask and it isn’t that important but are you a male or a female? Or if you’d rather not say that’s okay but I honestly can’t tell from here. That’s a compliment so take it as one. Your whole life lies waiting behind door number three. ( The Price is Right). https://youtube.com/watch?v=rrKgqSXY3Aw&is=ZZ29OuH54kMi1Vv5
https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/international-crackdown-india-based-organized-crime-gangs-results-24-arrests-us-canada
https://www.nationalheraldindia.com/amp/story/politics/the-importance-of-being-gurinder-singh-dhillon-radha-soami-satsang-beas
“The Schrodinger’s Douchebag effect:
Hatred disguised as humor is a psychological tactic used to demean, control, or express hostility while avoiding accountability by claiming “it was just a joke” if you laugh.”
Just another day in the Church of the Childish Churlish.
The Church of the Childish Churlish is a restaurant that serves up a course of science, philosophy and withering, acidic Atheism, mixed with a toxic dose of meanness.
The most repeated line among them? “Just Look At Those OTHER people!”
I was tempted to call this a trailer park of human character, but that would be an insult to trailer park residents.
I was tempted to call this an infected laboratory, but that would be an insult to infectious diseases.
I thought about comparing this to a locked mental institution. But it doesn’t compare favorably.
Lol spencey, so angry. Lighten up 😂
A narcissist cannot stand their own medicine. They’ve got an answer for everything and it always includes themselves. The common thread is they have no sense of humor either. And they don’t want what you have they just don’t want you to have it either.
We’ll quit reading it then what are you a sadomasochist ?Definitely a masochist .
I really don’t like you and I’m not joking. Do you know what the hope something bad will happen to you effect is? Oh you’ll find out soon enough. And you call yourself a satsangi? Now that’s funny!
😂😂😂
Oh Ron!
Just read your own comments if you want a treatise on inclusion, acceptance and love.
What use does a dumpster diver have for love?
You have your dumpster, be happy!
Hate comes easy to you, Ron. So? It’s your thing, and that’s OK. Dive away bro!
But why take umption with those who love?
We’re not even in the same universe.
This is the Church of the irreligious. You’re at the wrong place and I’m not.🥰🥰😂 I’m not looking for a treatise and I’m not meditating right now I’m looking at a complete narcissist. You. When I want to laugh I’ll look in the mirror
Ron
Your comments aren’t wasted on me.
I read them. And I don’t agree. Sorry you got so butt hurt. They have creams for that.
Initiation was wasted on you. Oh and it hurts so good 😂
Thank God we aren’t in the same universe
I’ve actually studied the subjects and know from personal experience okay.
AI Overview
Narcissists lack a genuine sense of humor because true levity requires empathy, humility, and the ability to laugh at oneself—qualities that conflict with their fragile egos and rigid need for control.
I’m not putting this down for sergeant tepper because he has no sense of self-worth either so I am letting you know the reader and I hope tepper isn’t one because it goes in one ear and out the other. These are the most non-caring people on the planet. Narcissist
Oh Ron!
You are just bursting with empathy for others who are different than you are!
I shed tears reading your sincere, heartfelt appeals to love, and your submission to a greater good than yourself.
Your adoration for human kind is just like a tempest of passionate love.
Read your own comments. That’s real inspiration.
I walk away from your writings refreshed, my hope in humanity renewed!
I feel covered in a thick layer of…well, we won’t mention it.
But it does helps to have a shower after reading your stuff. Too much love. Too good, Ron.
As for Narcisim, me thinks thou dost protest too much buddy!
Oh baby Don’t cry
You know as long as you’re always right I’m always happy . 💪 I don’t expect your ilk to understand. I always go back and read my own comments that’s half the reason I write them . As it’s been said before I’m the only one on here that really makes any sense other than Brian and one or two others. Plus I enjoy my own writing it’s really good writing .
AI Overview
Narcissists lack a genuine sense of humor because true levity requires empathy, humility, and the ability to laugh at oneself—qualities that conflict with their fragile egos and rigid need for control.
Ron,
I’m glad you wrote that. Your happiness means everything to me, bro.
How can this love be wrong?
Forbidden fruits make the best jam, my pastor once said! Right??
Your lack of self-discovery is to be expected. This ain’t love for one thing no wonder you have your definitions all messed up. Why don’t you join the human race? Your attempt at one upmanship has you down. Just um ask anyone.
Ron, if I want to learn about love, all I need to do is read your stuff.
Really, I have nothing to add to it. So tender, so inclusive, so affirming. It’s like someone wrote a love poem to me. I feel so special after reading what you write.
With each message, you add a new depth to what Love really is.
I only hope one day to fully understand, for God works in mysterious ways, don’t you?
Isn’t this what you secretly hoped someone would write to you?
And here I’m handing it you on a platter!
I really hope you love yourself, Ron. For I understand, that for you, that may be the only Love you understand. Afterall, who can fully understand you? No one but you.
But there are others who love you too.
I’m not listening. I’m not reading. Sergeant t is driving customers away. Bye. They don’t attract other satsangi seekers anymore because of people like him. People are leaving the path in droves AI said. Anyway I’ll save that word narcissist for another rainy day because it’s overused but in this case it’s right on the mark. 👹👹👹. Narcissists don’t like that word narcissist. I know all about love but I save it for the right person and the right meditation. And this ain’t it . Only someone who never meditates would think it was . They don’t understand Bob Dylan either. Ask him if he cares.
Oh Ron!
Happy trails buddy!
But we’re here if you ever need a real dose of reality.
In the meantime you have your meds, right?
You have your dumpster, right?
You have Dylan right? Just a little self-indulgent, but what a genius!
How about the Stones? Mick Jagger, poet of the century.
How about the Beatles? We all need some artificial sweetener at times.
All righty then!
Proceed with all my blessings, bro!
AI Overview
Narcissists lack a genuine sense of humor because true levity requires empathy, humility, and the ability to laugh at oneself—qualities that conflict with their fragile egos and rigid need for control. Now you know why I use an alias because I don’t want my real name to cross any creeps mind. I don’t even know who Ronald is but I know who I am. And it ain’t Ronald.😂or Ron
Dan Neuharth Ph.D…
“Realities such as:
None of us is perfect.
We all have our limitations.
We can’t get everything we want.
There will always be someone younger, prettier, richer, or more successful.
Ultimately, we all age and die.
“Loath to acknowledge such universal truths, narcissists rarely admit, let alone embrace, that to be human sometimes means having doubts, feeling lonely, making mistakes, and living with despair. To narcissists, such experiences are seen as weak, which they cannot allow.
“As a result, narcissists live constantly on guard, viewing everyone as potential competitors. Narcissists’ strategies may differ—they may become blowhards, exhibitionists, charmers, or martyrs—but the goals are the same: to prevail every single time while always avoiding loss of face.”
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/narcissism-demystified/202005/narcissists-greatest-fears
Ron, you were saying?
Lose face, that’s the first step in letting go of ego.
It’s a lesson I learn almost daily.
You cannot accept the love of others thinking you are better than they are. The “OTHER” must be flawed to uphold the self esteem of the Narcissist.
But the true Brother or Sister let’s all that go.
We are just people here. But people have a right to be inspired, and to find love wherever they find it. And that we should all respect.
The entire point of Church of the Churchless originally, was not to restrict where people find their love, but instead to accept that love takes shape in ways beyond our comprehension; and to celebrate it in any form, including the love of Atheism, of God, of Science, of Philosophy. No love excluded.
That was, once, the only complaint about religion or beliefs about God in this blog, the exclusivity of other organizations, their denigration of the human spirit of love in different forms, and their denial of the rich variety that is found in the entire human race.
Love doesn’t fit into anyone’s definition. It is beyond that, and can be found in every centimeter in this creation.
Hahaha spencey, how would you know the point of Church of the Churchless? Did you create this? Your head is so far up gurinders ass, its hard to tell where he ends and you begin 😂😂😂
Spence,
All I see now is your Grudge and some bitterness.
What happened to your so called Love?
Have you ever tried laughing at the man in the mirror 🤣
Try it, it’s called laughing yoga😜
Hi Tej
Hm. Now that’s interesting.
I wrote:
“The entire point of Church of the Churchless originally, was not to restrict where people find their love, but instead to accept that love takes shape in ways beyond our comprehension; and to celebrate it in any form, including the love of Atheism, of God, of Science, of Philosophy. No love excluded.
“That was, once, the only complaint about religion or beliefs about God in this blog, the exclusivity of other organizations, their denigration of the human spirit of love in different forms, and their denial of the rich variety that is found in the entire human race.
“Love doesn’t fit into anyone’s definition. It is beyond that, and can be found in every centimeter in this creation.”
Then you asked:
“What happened to your so called Love?”
I can bring a horse to water, but I can’t make it drink, Tej.
That’s your job now.
The definition of love is right there in what I wrote.
Wow. Just wow.
I really have more to learn about communication.
Let’s learn together, shall we?
I never met a narcissist that I liked. They admire me at first but when they realize that I would never like them, they become subject matter of movie poster ridicule and worse. Here’s another healthy hint for my readers. I don’t have online relationships with people I’ve never met in person and I don’t send money to people I don’t know. So that $100 given away at the time of initiation might be something you’d be interested in. Anyone already initiated I’m not interested in. I don’t concern you you have your Guru already.
As I’ve said it wasn’t Gurinder Singh Dhillon who attracted me to the Path. He turned me off from the first as a matter of fact and that’s okay because now I know why. Charan Singh was what attracted me but it wouldn’t bother me if someone makes fun of him. It doesn’t matter who or what takes you to Sach Khand just as long as you get here. (And receive $100 trying !) My Mart sheep are the lowest of the low. The junkies the prostitutes the blacks. The blind
My marked sheep too 😂 I consider myself at their service. Lower than the poor people. Lower than my marked sheep. I am so low I am like just a sheep herder. I lay down my expensive jacket over sheep turd for one of my followers to roll their wheelchair over. The cripple , the lame who followed me. Not the celebrities and the movie stars and the rock stars. Oh no they’ve got their Guru. The same one Gurinder has. The almighty rupee . And Pepe Le Pew has become so European he’s probably following the Almighty pound. He’s just narcissistic enough for me not to want to know him
Another Rockstar friend who I consider a dear friend and he doesn’t consider himself a rockstar is Van Morrison. I’ve talked to him at length. What a cool guy. I don’t think he needs a guru I think he came straight from the Sat Lok and literally voluntarily worked his way down. 😂
He knows that you can only keep Sat Lok by giving it away. Just because we didn’t know the East Indian word or the Irish translation doesn’t mean the place doesn’t exist. How could it not exist when that’s where he came from. Many spiritual Masters existed among the Lakota American Indian medicine men. They were big on the nameless region because everything else was lost in translation too. In fact India was the isolated continent. They couldn’t wait to get out and start stealing.
I always tell a narcissist that ….you know you wish them well but that’s not going to help. I always tell them that instead of their Obsession with me why don’t they go out and buy some cologne because they stink . Gurinder bought expensive cologne I’m 💯 sure . He told me he admired The Rock stars. His term was ” I’d be amazed with myself if I was Mick Jagger”. GSD. ” It’s really a big deal when I buy a Bob Dylan record. He’s not of this world “. GSD ” when I want Blues I’ll listen to Muddy Waters ” GSD
The nicer you are to a narcissist the more they resent you. Google it. It’s true you can make yourself ill hating someone so I don’t hate anybody. It’s usually their own resentment that makes the narcissist physically ill. I’ve kept Gurinder Singh alive by not being nice to him. Narcissists thrive on confrontation. All those people that were nice to GSD were causing his illnesses. I was curing them. Because the nicer you are to a narcissist the more they resent you.
If you really want to kill a narcissist or do them harm. Kill them with kindness because they cannot handle kindness of any kind. That expression ” kill them with kindness” it’s talking mostly about narcissism. I’d learn about that subject before I even begin to study spirituality. Your mind will never be your best friend if you’re a narcissist or if you have to deal with one and using the wrong way. I’ve studied this like Tom Cruise studied pharmaceuticals. If Gurinder Singh Dhillon made any spiritual progress at all it was his narcissism that brought him down and ruined rssb for the rest of History. The future is already history for rssb. One man was the cause of it all . Maybe that’s where they get that One bullshit from. One end of an era.
I do have a chapter in my book entitled How to Stay Spiritual While Having Sex but don’t get the wrong idea grasshopper that’s not what the $100 is for.
Only in India does one Guru try to steal you from another guru. And there’s so many there to meet on the street . Even the Americans who visit Dera can’t stand the rest of India. They go all that way for a resort like vacation at a spot that’s just like all of America. And they go for the One 😂 and they make him sick. Look how they run like pigs from a gun